If you have nothing to say, say nothing.
If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.
Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
Switzerland is simply a large, lumpy, solid rock with a thin skin of grass stretched over it.
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.
I don't mind what the opposition say of me so long as they don't tell the truth about me. But when they descend to telling the truth about me I consider that this is taking an unfair advantage.