The bathroom scale knows nothing of extenuating circumstances.
Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice.
Change is upsetting. Repetition is tedious. Three cheers for variation!
When understanding would be too difficult, I become trusting.
Our most important decisions are made while we are thinking about something else.
Like a frog, the aphorist waits for something to fly by that he can catch with his tongue.