Actually, I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.

I think 'Family Guy' and 'American Dad' have definitely staked out their own style and territory, and now the accusations are coming that 'The Simpsons' is taking jokes from 'Family Guy.' And I can tell you, that ain't the case.

When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces...I just know they're about to jab me with something.

'The Simpsons' basically - and 'Futurama' - are really smart shows. They're kind of disguised as these goofy animated sitcoms, but the references within the shows, if you're paying attention, are pretty smart and pretty sophisticated.

If I have one technology tip of the day, it's this: No matter how good the video on YouTube is, don't read the comments, just don't, because it will make you hate all humans.

Everybody doesn't have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to.

Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians.