Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.

The fact that you fell out of bed makes some people think you had more than one drink before you called for help.

I get letters from women, and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I weren't on TV and I walked past that same woman, she'd go, 'Did you see the beak on that guy?'

My dad was Jewish. My mom is not. So I was not raised anything.

It usually takes two people a little while to learn where the funny buttons are and testy buttons are.

Not only is it a great concept and a great idea -- helping people -- it's good pizza too!

Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America?