I don't think the Hollywood community is interested in what I can do. That's all right. I've never looked for a job in my life, and I'm not going to start now. I have plenty to keep me busy.

I have no use for people who hunt for what they call sport

Alcohol is a very patient drug. It will wait for the alcoholic to pick it up one more time.

If I have to climb to heaven on a ladder, I shall decline the invitation.

I have reached a state in life where I can buy a whole house full of chairs and can bump into them until they are black and blue

The great people I've met always have time for the niceties.

I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room