Few of us could bear to have ourselves for neighbors.

Women are the right age for just a few years; men, for most of their lives.

We always prefer war on our own terms to peace on someone else's.

The neurotic lies awake at night, composing letters to those he hates. He seldom thinks of dropping a line to those he loves.

If you can tell anyone about it, it's not the worst thing you ever did.

No matter how many Christmas presents you give your child, there's always that terrible moment when he's opened the very last one. That's when he expects you to say, 'Oh yes, I almost forgot,' and take him out and show him the pony.

Money is much more exciting than anything it buys.