A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers, I hit every one of them!
Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering.
Laughter is the best medicine in the world.
He was such a bad writer, they revoked his poetic license.
In the suburbs it's hard to buy your Christmas gifts early in the year. You never know who your friends will be in December.
An adult western is where the hero still kisses his horse at the end, only now he worries about it.