They've got plastic Christmas trees now. They're hard to tell from the real aluminum ones.
Milton BerleI don't worry too much about sex education in the schools. If the kids learn it like they do everything else, they won't know how.
Milton BerleAt Christmas you can get real bargains. I saw one item marked down ten dollars. It was a yacht.
Milton BerleThis is how it is today: The teachers are afraid of the principals. The principals are afraid of the superintendents. The superintendents are afraid of the board of education. The board is afraid of the parents. The parents are afraid of the children. The children are afraid of nothing!
Milton Berle