April frowned, irritation evident. “I did not consent to your presence,” she said peevishly. “Please depart, and attempt your political assassination on someone else’s property.

Running around in the grass near an unsecured structure and a bunch of trees is a good way of taking yourself out of the gene pool.

In my defense, the corpse was entirely unexpected.

Sometimes in the news, "luck" is just a matter of "capitalizing on someone else's pain.

This is Shaun Mason activating security protocol Campbell. The bridge is out, the trees are coming, and I’m pretty sure my hand is evil. Now gimme some sugar, baby.

Madness is surprisingly freeing.

Well, that’s not something you see every day. Go tell your father that Grandma needs the grenades.