I want to be a rebellious McDonald's owner. Cheeseburgers... NOPE... we got spaghetti!
If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals. You will run out.
I got an ant farm; them fellas didn't grow sh*t.
I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.
Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
I want to get non-aerosol mace, you just rub it in. "Dude who is attacking me - come a little closer!"