In general, comedians are attracted to vice.

Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.

The waiters in France could all be senators in the US.

If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.

It's a human instinct to be known.

Pop culture, it's crazy. There's all this violence in video games. In 'Call of Duty,' people are literally just blowing other people up. Hey, let's protect your country from your couch while eating your sandwich.

I just went home to Illinois, and I asked my family, 'Are you guys planning on talking in those accents the whole time I'm home?' And my mother said, 'You used to talk like that, too, Tasha.' And I said, 'Yes, but you see, I've reinvented myself. Do you have any idea who I think I am?'