When I was a really young child, I felt like I could see fairies. I was convinced there were fairies in my grandmother's garden.

I'd have to do unannounced gigs because your fans will laugh at everything because they know what you do already. What you really want is a neutral audience that isn't too harsh - a good comedy crowd - but that don't know necessarily what you're doing.

When you start, it's not to do with the material so much. It's more to do with how you can control a crowd and make friends with an audience and sell your brand of humor.

Trousers can never be too tight. You have to go through a couple of days of pain, then everything stretches out.

Goth Juice... The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith.

I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the floor eating cakes.

When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool.