There are people who like just ordinary comedy fun, and making mistakes - which I do easily - and then there are people who like the falling over.
Norman WisdomAs you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
Norman WisdomYou know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It's true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag.
Norman WisdomI was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to be dead tired when I got home at night.
Norman Wisdom