The forces of safety are afoot in the land. I, for one, believe it is a conspiracy - a conspiracy of Safety Nazis shouting "Sieg Health" and seeking to trammel freedom, liberty, and large noisy parties. The Safety Nazis advocate gun control, vigorous exercise, and health foods. The result can only be a disarmed, exhausted, and half-starved population ready to acquiesce to dictatorship of some kind.
P. J. O'RourkePeople who are wise, good, smart, skillful, or hardworking don't need politics, they have jobs.
P. J. O'RourkeA firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.
P. J. O'RourkeCockfighting has always been my idea of a great sport -- two armed entrรฉes battling to see who'll be dinner.
P. J. O'Rourke