A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.
P. J. O'RourkeThe question nowadays is not what makes government work. The question is how do we make it stop.
P. J. O'RourkeIt remains to be seen which program will cause greater societal damage: China's one-child policy or America's one-parent policy.
P. J. O'RourkeA dugout is much superior to a conventional manufactured canoe because you can get soaking wet without bothering to capsize it.
P. J. O'Rourke