I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.
Pat PaulsenWe've got to step up our conservation efforts before it's too late. We're not protecting our lands and natural resources. Take the Grand Canyon for example; I'm sure that at one time it was a beautiful piece of land, and just look at the way we've let it go.
Pat PaulsenSo I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye.
Pat Paulsen