I cant stand those food cult people who bring their own food into the house. All those little thermoses and paper bags-it makes the other guests uncomfortable.

Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.

If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.

I'm used to living alone, and I like it that way. You become so selfish living alone...I'd make a terrible husband anyway.

The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.