Facts must be faced. Vegetables simply don't taste as good as most other things do.
forgetting things is what gives old age a bad name, that and old age.
I recently adopted for my own a good motto I saw somewhere, on a barroom mirror or possibly a washroom wall: 'The time you enjoyed wasting wasn't wasted.' I think I'll have that printed some day on a T-shirt or the bedroom ceiling.
Life is so very simple when you have no facts to confuse you.
Drinking: something to do while getting drunk.
Molded salads are best served in situations where they have little or no competition ... Like television, gelatin is too often a vehicle for limp leftovers that couldn't make it anywhere else.