The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

I might be collecting wheely bins in 12 months time but at least they'll be wheely bins outside back gates that I know, in a part of the country that I love. There's no place like home!

You never know where to look when eating a banana.

There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

Garlic bread - it's the future, I've tasted it.