If you have a kid and you try irony out on them, they don't get it at 7, 8 years old. You can't really hide the Internet from kids. It worries me some particularly because I've done Disney and Pixar stuff.

There's a million white people better qualified than a black man to be president of America.

We'll have a kid or maybe we'll rent one. He's got to be straight, we don't want a bent one.

I've often written about places that are totally different from anything I know. Sometimes they turn out better.

I once had dinner with Madonna and I wasn't nervous but within about a minute I found myself talking about underwear.

You keep wondering whether people will see that Barack Obama is a liar and not very bright.

They don't respect us, so let's surprise them, we'll drop the big one, pulverize them.