Never fear a job, always respect it, and always leave yourself a hind door to escape. May your hind door always be open.

If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur.

Never fear a job, always respect it, and always leave yourself a hind door to escape. May your hind door always be open.

If you think that hiring professionals is expensive, try hiring amateurs

The only thing more expensive than hiring a professional, is hiring an amateur.

I've traveled all over the world, but I don't think there is any place better than Texas.

I’ve done made a deal with the devil.