I feel sorry for people who don't drink or do drugs. Because someday they're going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won't know why.

I ain't from Africa. I'm from St. Louis.

I've been trying to get into the Royal Box in New York for years. They say I'm too dirty, my material is too blue. But I think Redd, the whites and blue can be a nice combination.

What's an archive, son? Is that anything like a closet?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.

This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey!

The definition of indecent – when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep – it’s in decent.