Lobsters one of the only animals that have to put up with being alive in the restaurant. If you go to a steakhouse, folks - no cow tank.
Richard JeniI met a girl, we ate, we drank, had sex, got married, had affairs, broke up - God, what a night that was!
Richard JeniThe way I see life, it's like we're all flying on the Hindenburg, why fight over the window seats?
Richard JeniNobody is really qualified to be the president. Basically it's an acting job. You have to act like you're the president. And every four years the country holds a big casting call.
Richard Jeni