My parents were glad to see that my new husband looks like a 'regular guy'-no earring or anything. But really I think a man with an earring is better prepared for marriage. I mean, he's already experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita RudnerMen forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.
Rita RudnerYou know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
Rita RudnerIt wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.
Rita Rudner