Blondes have more fun, don't they? They must. How many brunettes do you see walking down the street with blond roots?
Rita RudnerMen reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Rita RudnerWhen I want to end a relationship I just say, 'You know, I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.
Rita Rudner