Name the seasonโs first hurricane Zelda and fool Mother Nature into calling it a year.
If I had my life to live over, I'd have fewer meetings and more rendezvous.
You can accept a falling out that changes your plans, but it's hard to accept a betrayal that changes your memories.
Love is the greatest touch-up artist of all.
I have never met anyone who wanted to save the world without my financial support.
Sometimes I wonder โ if I were drop-dead handsome, and every woman I met actually dropped dead, would I ever get tired of it?