I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part!

I was the little kid growing up. I wasn't picked on because, honestly, I was fast, so I could run away from the bullies.

There's this great fantasy of going to work, every day, and getting to play out what people think my life is, as a successful actor.

I would love to have the power to be the just eternally perfect husband so my wife would always be happy; that would take me to heaven if I could figure that one out.

When people come up to me and say 'I hate you' or 'I love to hate you,' it's not the usual response that I thought I would've gotten halfway into my career. And then they say, 'I love your work.'

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part!

Any great movie in the old days has a red herring. Hitchcock was so good at that.