As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.

You aren't really old until nothing is fun enough to make you forget the weather.

The secret of a happy marriage is simple: Just keep on being as polite to one another as you are to your friends.

Another good reducing exercise consists in placing both hands against the table edge and pushing back.

Why wish for the privilege of living your past life again? You begin a new one every morning

Another difference between death and taxes is that you don't have to work like fury to pay for the dying you did last year.

There are glimpses of heaven to us in every act, or thought, or word, that raises us above ourselves.