Should I string her up or strangle her in bed, suffocate that venomous head? Or perhaps I'll just whip her to death. Listen, do me a favor, kill my wife.

I've tried to have a regular haircut, but it just pops back up again, so this is the way it's going to be.

Yeah, I'll pay your cab fare home, you can even use my best cologne, just don't be here in the morning when I wake up.

You can be with one of the most beautiful women in the world and still be unhappy.

Tonight's the night. It's gonna be alright.

If the father is not straight naider will be the son.

I did things with the microphone stand that no-one else has attempted to do.