Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy Lauper.
He mighta spent a couple years under the arena training young wrestlers.
I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.
Does the tounge hanging out help his balance?
You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!
Oh, here he comes now, the May West of pro-wrestling.