We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again.
One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!
He who laughs last didn't get it in the first place.
Oh, when I was a kid, I was poor. Christmas, I got no presents. Well, there was one Christmas, on our front lawn - Prancer and Dancer - they dropped off a little something.
I used to date a girl from Buffalo. Why can't I meet a girl with normal parents?
Life is full of temporary situations, ultimately ending in a permanent solution.