A day spent praising the earth and lamenting man's pollutionist history makes you feel like a superior, sensitive soul.
Russell BakerMy natural instinct after doing something shameful is not to rush into the street boasting about it but to put on dark glasses and head for the next county, hoping nobody notices I've been in the neighborhood.
Russell BakerThere was scarcely a woman alive, it seemed, who could resist the urge to haul men down onto beds, car seats, kitchen floors, dining-room tables, park grass, parlor sofas, or packing crates, entwine warm thighs around them, and pant in ecstasy.
Russell BakerNew York is the only city in the world where you can get run down on the sidewalk by a pedestrian.
Russell Baker