Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.
Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.
In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.
Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands - and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.
The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor.