And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.
Sarah SilvermanI love going to weddings. And I love it when my friends get married. I'm not against marriage but it's just not for me. I'm a vegetarian, but I don't have a problem if you want a hamburger.
Sarah SilvermanThe audience works as such a mob. They either all laugh or all don't laugh, and, you know, changes from audience to audience.
Sarah SilvermanThe reason the rest of us remember, like, when John Lennon died, is because it's a moment when adrenaline is surging.
Sarah SilvermanComedy can't live within my second-guesses, so I started doing new material. Sometimes I bombed. But you have to be willing to if you want to move forward and stay vital. It's like people who take pride in not having a computer. I'm all, "Great, don't learn new things! Your brain is full!"
Sarah Silverman