My boobs are, like, huge. My whole life, buying a bra was a nightmare. What I used to do when I moved to LA, I found places like Frederick's of Hollywood that make bras for... strippers.

I'm obsessed with food!

Ive been very lucky that Ive never had cellulite. My body was always firm.

Oh yes, things get me mad. But the thing is, I get mad, and then I turn around and I forget.

I think that would be ungrateful if I were upset because I'm seen as attractive or sexy. That's opened so many doors for me in my life.

Latin guys dance. American guys don't dance. That's a big difference.

Accents are funny. It sets me apart from the other girls doing comedy. It gives me more—how do you say?—pop-oo-laaarrrity.