It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate.

If we raise taxes on corporations, what incentive will they have to make money other than the fact that it's the sole reason they exist.

John Boehner will be the new speaker unless, out of habit, he blocks his own confirmation.

Truthiness is tearing apart our country, and I don't mean the argument over who came up with the word. I don't know whether it's a new thing, but it's certainly a current thing, in that it doesn't seem to matter what facts are. It used to be, everyone was entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts. But that's not the case anymore. Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything.

In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars.

I may be just an empty flesh terminal reliant on technology for all my ideas, memories and relationships, but I am confident that all of that everything that makes me a unique human being is still out there somewhere, safe in a theoretical storage space owned by giant, multinational corporations.

Everybody loves dogs. They're the pizza of the animal kingdom.