Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics.
We have no desire to make anybody look like a blithering idiot, but we do love it when they do.
Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Delicious kitten pie.
There must be a God, because I don't know how things work.
(on fox news).... it's like watching a Disney movie about the news.
As we all know, reality has a liberal bias.