There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.
Steve MartinI never had a movie that I wanted to do turned down in my whole life. I always write the script first so it speaks for itself.
Steve MartinIn a strange way, I don't have a job, so I have a lot of time on my hands. When I do work, it might be very concentrated, and it might be months where you're not really doing anything except maybe playing the banjo or writing something. You know, there's a lot of time in the day if you're not working 9 to 5.
Steve Martin