I never had a movie that I wanted to do turned down in my whole life. I always write the script first so it speaks for itself.
Steve MartinIf you feel tired midway through, give Neil Patrick Harris a Red Bull and throw some sheet music at him.
Steve MartinI believe in eight of the ten commandments. I believe in going to church every Sunday... unless there's a game on.
Steve MartinThe teen years are extremely serious and everything matters and every insult really hurts. I know there are cliques and bullying. And you don't yet ยญunderstand that it will all go away.
Steve Martin