I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead! Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still.
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.