I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'
Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head.
I live at the end of a dead end one way street. I don't know how I got there.