If I were well behaved, I'd die of boredom.

I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.

They aren't making mirrors like they use to.

[On being asked in her later years if she were Tallulah:] I'm what's left of her, dahling.

Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.

I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me.

I detest acting because it is sheer drudgery.