I wish that the people who sing about the deeds of heroes would think about the people who have to clear up after them.
Terry PratchettDrinks like this tend to get called Traffic Lights or Rainbow's Revenge or, in places where truth is more highly valued, Hello and Good-Bye, Mr. Brain Cell.
Terry PratchettRidcully was to management what King Herod was to the Bethlehem Playgroup Association.
Terry PratchettVampires have risen from the dead, the grave, and the crypt, but have never managed it from the cat.
Terry Pratchett