I wish that the people who sing about the deeds of heroes would think about the people who have to clear up after them.
Terry PratchettThe students were staring at her in the manner of those who have heard of the species 'female' but have never expected to get this close to one.
Terry PratchettNatural selection saw to it that professional heroes who at a crucial moment tended to ask themselves questions like 'What is my purpose in life?' very quickly lacked both.
Terry PratchettThere would be a price... But if you were worried about the price, then why were you in the shop?
Terry Pratchett