I'd like to stand up for the rights of people who put everything on their burger - chutney, mustard, pickle, mustard pickle, tomato sauce... It is common knowledge in my family that I can't tell the difference between a veggie burger and a meat one, because the ratio of burger to pickles is so high.
Terry PratchettPersonally, I think the best motto for an educational establishment is: 'Or Would You Rather Be a Mule?'
Terry PratchettShe was a beefy young woman and, whatever piece of music she was playing, it was definitely losing.
Terry Pratchett