Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's all right.
Terry PratchettHe felt that the darkness was full of unimaginable horrors - and the trouble with unimaginable horrors was that they were only too easy to imagine.
Terry PratchettWhat I've always said was, hang in there, let me write what I want to write, and you'll probably like it.
Terry PratchettIf anyone wants one my advise is to go where the orthodox Jews shop, because when it comes to a big black fedora, the guys with ringlets and long black coats definitely know a stylish hat when they see one. You want to get it home and use a hot steaming kettle, and bob's your uncle - you have a hat with all the right curves!
Terry Pratchett