Read! When your baby is finally down for the night, pick up a juicy book like Eat, Pray, Love or Pride and Prejudice or my personal favorite,Understanding Sleep Disorders: Narcolepsy and Apnea; A Clinical Study. Taking some time to read each night really taught me how to feign narcolepsy when my husband asked me what my "plan" was for taking down the Christmas tree.

I'm married, you know. I love my husband and I have a child.

Quentin Tarantino is here, star of all my sexual nightmares.

Life is improvisation.

In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors.

I hire people that are good, and aren't crazy. Or assholes. Because that takes up too much time. There are just as many good people who are not crazy.

I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.