I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.
Tommy CooperSo a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train-load of terrapins, I thought "That's a turtle disaster".
Tommy CooperI cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.
Tommy CooperSo a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train-load of terrapins, I thought "That's a turtle disaster".
Tommy Cooper