Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
No nation ever had two better friends that we have. You know who they are? The Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
We have killed more people celebrating our independence day than we lost fighting for it.
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.