Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.
We're all ignorant, just about different stuff.
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can't see the funny side of the other fellow.